On The Menu
A Few To Start With
The specials that have graced the board — hover to find out more
Execute. Smoked brisket, black sriracha heat, fried jalapeños and fresh greens. The dark side never tasted this good.
Star WarsHelp me Hoagie Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. Chicken fried steak, purple slaw, lightside gravy.
Star WarsWho's the master? Ramen fried chicken, slaw, Sechwan mayo, pickled ginger.
The Last Dragon (1985)Thufferin' thuccotash! Succotash, gooey cheese, Tasmanian pepper-leaf chicken.
Looney TunesMay the Schwartz be with you. Meatballs, bacon, mozzarella, Napolatana sauce, buffalo aioli.
Spaceballs (1987)A poutine hoagie that defies civilisation. Pulled smoked beef, cheese curds, bacon, fries, gravy.
The Gods Must Be Crazy (1980)They're here. 5 fritter varieties — Corn & Zucchini, Jalapeño, BBQ Brisket, Chicken & Chives, Bacon & Mozzarella. Fritters Attack Pack: one of each. $15.
It Came From Outer Space (1953)Jawsome. Trinidad fried shark, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, onion, curried tartar sauce. Plus Killamari Fries $15.
Street Sharks (1994)Oh yeah! Brisket chilli con carne, sour cream, guac, nacho cheese, corn chips.
Macho Man Randy SavageHoney, I think I made it too big. Buttermilk fried chicken, slaw, Hoagie's Forbidden Honey Sauce.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)People on 'ludes should not drive. Dorito fried chicken, nacho cheese sauce, pepperoni sauce, fresh greens.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)It's sacrilicious. Pork ribs, smoked brisket, chips, bacon, American cheese, BBQ & secret sauce. $30.
Good Friday SpecialThe Rib enters the ring. BBQ pork ribs, bacon, crispy fried onion, slaw, Loco Sticky BBQ Sauce.
La Costilla — Spanish for "The Rib"Be excellent to your taste buds. Pepperoni, smoked pork belly, meatballs, mozzarella, onion, capsicum, mushroom, Napoli, smokey chipotle aioli — on a foot long garlic bread.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)Don't you forget about this one. Pancetta, fried camembert, blackberry, rocket, hot honey, balsamic vinegar.
Simple Minds — Don't You (Forget About Me)Feed me, Seymour. Braised lamb chops, potato gratin, blistered cherry tomatoes, fresh greens, mint jelly.
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)Killing in the name of flavour. Pork & sage schnitzel, apple & fennel slaw, lemon & thyme sauce.
Rage Against the MachineI'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. Thick cut bacon, scrambled eggs, Timber Lodge hashbrowns, maple syrup, Tabasco.
Monty Python's Lumberjack SongDon't get it wet. Don't eat it after midnight. Keep away from bright light. Hoagie fried turkey breast, buttery mashed potatoes, peas, corn, Christmas gravy, cranberry sauce.
Gremlins (1984)Soylent Green is... delicious, actually. Edamame & avo smash cucumber, fresh greens, pickled red onion, wasabi mayo.
Soylent Green (1973)They just couldn't let it end. Scotch fillet steak, garlic & parmesan fries, fresh greens, asparagus, house made béarnaise sauce.
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)Inconceivable. Beef, carrots, onions, mushrooms, bacon, thyme, garlic, parsley, red wine — served in a French cob loaf.
Andre the GiantThe most precious hoagie in all the land. Beer glazed onions, pickled pork, honey butter, crackle, fresh greens.
The Hobbit — The ArkenstoneKANEDAAAA! Katsu spam, fresh greens, fluffy tamago & veg, sriracha.
Akira (1988)Never give a sandwich an even break. 200 dimes. Skirt steak, home fries, fried egg, Tabasco, ham smoked bake beans.
Blazing Saddles (1974)They nailed him up high. Pumpkin soup, steak, rocket, sour cream, bacon.
XTC — The Ballad of Peter PumpkinheadYou found it. Show this screen to your server.
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